Saturday, 8 January 2011

Hallo Deutschland noch einmal

Even without the escapade that was my pre-Christmas journey home, yesterday's trip back to Germany would definitely count as one of the easiest ever. No delays or cancellations, a lift back from the station and the bonus of my landlord having restocked my fridge in readiness. German sausage, cheese, bread etc. anyone?!
ein kleines deutsches Abendessen
aka. dinner German stylee
What's more, I have returned to an uncannily warm Bergisch Gladbach! Admittedly it's a touch windy and seemingly prone to dark skies and rain showers, but with a high today of 14° it's practically tropical!

I don't have to be back in school until Tuesday, (fingers crossed my mentor teacher might have actually cooked up a timetable for me by then but I wouldn't place bets on it!), which leaves the last weekend of the holidays to be enjoyed as they should be - lazily... albeit in some kind of limbo where my body has returned to Germany, but my head is still swimming in English-ness.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Hello England, eventually

Somewhat belated, but just for the sake of keeping this as a record of my year abroad, I should really recount the tale of my not quite as planned journey home...

I don't recommend that you actually read it - it's long (almost 1000 words!), waffley, and not that exciting!

It all began on the train shortly before Cologne. Having secured a lift to the station from my landlord, I was on the train and set to arrive at the airport with plenty of time before check-in was even due to open. Just as well really, 'cause public transport wasn't on my side! What began as a short stop at a signal just before Deutz (due to a broken down train), turned into a 111 minute delay as first one, and then 3 football fans decided that walking along the track between Deutz and the Hauptbahnhof would be a good idea - idiots. I can't even explain how frustrating it is to be sat on a train not going anywhere for the best part of 2 hours, especially when you have a plane to catch.

Needless to say as we weren't even half way to the airport yet, it was looking more and more inevitable that I was going to miss my flight - not something that aids feeling calm! We did eventually move again, but were then told that this train was going to terminate at Dormagen due to the enormity of the delay, so we were all to get off and wait for the next train following around 20 minutes behind. Not amused.

By this point I had pretty much given up all hope of making my flight and was resigned to spending a night in Düsseldorf airport. That was until this next train announced that we were going to skip all local stops between Nuess and Duesseldorf Hbf. Suddenly once more there was a slim slim chance that I could make this flight after all (I am very thankful for check-in only closing 40 minutes before a flight!).

I arrived at the airport around 3 hours later than planned, and after ,dodging an ambulance and fire engine raced to the check-in desk with only 5-10 minutes to spare... only to be told something along the lines of 'well we don't know where the plane is, so I suggest you wait a bit longer before you check-in". Great.

I was eventually allowed to check-in, passed through (the most rigorous European) security and found some other assistants / Erasmus students also attempting to fly home. Delays and cancellations are so much easier to cope with when you have company :) We waited for a long time at the gate before our flight changed to saying "boarding". If only. Turns out the incoming flight had unaccompanied minors and a wheelchair user on board, all of whom needed assistance to get off the plane, only this assistance didn't turn up for ages - add in another hour's delay to our flight.

Eventually just over 2 hours after our flight was meant to leave, we were allowed to get the bus to the plane. However, the faces of the cabin crew on board didn't fill us with confidence that the flight was actually going to go. We already knew that the airport had technically closed but had been extended to 23:30 for us and the Manchester flight, but now there was freezing rain to contend with too, and unless it decided to stop in the next 20 minutes, we weren't going anywhere. And that is exactly what happened. At half past 11, they declared the flight cancelled and we were all bussed back to the airport to pass through passport control and re-collect our baggage.

We were told that they would run a flight for us in the morning and that they would pay for us to be checked into the (really quite nice!) hotel just on the airport site for the night. If only we had a little more than about 5 hours to appreciate the niceness of this hotel, but a free breakfast had to be got up for, before returning back to the airport in the hope of getting a flight.

45 minutes earlier than they told us to arrive we joined an already existing queue, at which point a reporter from N24 (the German version of BBC News 24) asked if he could ask some of us a few quick questions. Not gonna deny that I left that one to other people in our little group ... sleep deprivation and stress is not something I've found helps my German! When we eventually got to the front of the queue we were just told that they didn't know any more information yet and that we'd just have to wait. So much for a flight being put on for us. Eventually, after everyone on that morning's flight had been checked in, our names slowly started to trickle through onto their system, meaning we had been transferred onto that flight. Definitely nervous moments though to keep showing your passport only to be told your name wasn't there yet.

Anyway, luck decided to be on our side this time around, and everyone from our evening flight was successfully transferred onto the morning one, and after only a (comparatively) short delay we were allowed to board. This time around we actually had the safety talks and were even taxied out to be de-iced (a 15 minute process or so where the plane is sprayed with lots of pink stuff...) No sighs of relief were breathed until we actually took off though, but after quite a bumpy / wobbly landing, touching down on British soil was a good moment.

A mere 15 hours later than planned I safely arrived back in England (for the first time in 107 days / 15+ weeks!) in time for Christmas. Christmas eve out with friends, and Christmas day with the family - perfect :)

But for now, 'Frohe Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr' to all.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Frohe Weihnachten!

So, 105 days since I arrived it is now 'nur noch 1 mal schlafen'* until I finally go home for the first time since early September - hopefully. I would feel a lot happier if there wasn't so much snow, and if all the news headlines weren't about cancelled / delayed flights etc. However, many flights are still leaving, so all being well I should be flying back to the UK tomorrow night - how exciting!!

This last week I had two separate visitors, which was all very lovely :) and involved many a trip to the Christmas markets in the snow. However, in these 7 days I also ... made 4 trips to Cologne airport ... caught 24 trains ... around 10 buses ... and got stranded at Koeln Hbf for 2 hours because of a snow storm.

Schneesturm

Said snow doesn't seem keen to go away. In the last week there have been more days with fresh snowfall, than those without, and consequently we now have about a foot of the stuff. Pretty? Yes. Practical? No.

Unecessary amounts of snow

This morning my first two lessons were cancelled yet again, only this time it wasn't just my class. For some (still unknown to me) reason, Klasse 5 & 6 were given the first 2 lessons off, only some of them didn't even know that (namely the class meant to be going swimming) and nor did half the staff. Cue many annoyed people. I was also caught out again later when asked to give a spontaneous talk to Klasse 5 about Christmas in England... not too difficult at face value, until after saying only about 2 sentences and being greeted with the blankest of blank faces, I realised there was no way in hell that these kids were going to understand me if I carried on in English. Time to whip out some dodgy German and attempt to explain mince pies / Christmas pudding / crackers etc.

Anyway, my suitcase sadly won't pack itself so I'd better go give it some help. As for tomorrow - Daumen drücken / fingers crossed!


* one more sleep


(Dienstag 21. Dezember 2010)

Sunday, 12 December 2010

Ice age: the melt down

I genuinely didn't think Bergisch Gladbach was going to be snow-free again this side of Christmas, but lo and behold miracles happen and the temperatures actually rose above zero (even up to a mighty 6°C one day - positively tropical!) and green grass and trees can now be seen again :) One problem with this "Tauwetter"* though, was not only having to duck under tree branches keen to deposit a load of snow on your head, but also getting a fright every time some snow fell off the main roof of my landlord's house and landed with a bang onto the patio roof. Yes, I jumped every time. Sadly tomorrow looks set to return to toasty sub zero highs, but at least Friday's ice slide of death down to school has been melted away.

  The height of the snow as the Tauwetter began.


This week sees the end of my current timetable as my last couple of days the week after are apparently going to be spent visiting as many of the younger classes as possible, in order to share the good news of Christmas with them... That or to become a broken record stuck on repeat, track number: Christmas in the UK (dinner / cake / pudding / crackers / stockings etc etc.).

The other bit of riveting news from life in Bergisch, is that my bus to town now runs on a Sunday! Ignoring the fact that all the shops are still closed so you'd only be using it to get to the bus/train station, could this be Germany starting to join the 21st century?!

On an even more exciting note, this week also means visitor time! :) With 2 separate visitors, many a festive lesson, and only 10 days until I fly home for Christmas, (goodbye sleep), the big day itself will be here quicker than you can say 'Frohe Weihnacht'*! (NB. prayers / offerings / sacrifices to any weather gods you may know, in return for no snow will be very welcome - I refuse to spend Christmas in an airport!) 

* Tauwetter = thawing
   Frohe Weihnacht = Merry Christmas

(Sonntag 12. Dezember 2010)

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

If I ruled the world...

...well maybe not the world, but if I ever were to become a German teacher, there are two things I would do:

1. Import 'Nikolaustag' to the UK - you can't go wrong giving out chocolates to help brighten a wintery 6th December.

2. Have the courtesy to tell any language assistants if i'm not going to be in school, so that their time is not wasted turning up for a non-existent lesson.

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Weihnachtsmärkte, Glühwein, Kälte und Schnee

After being impressed at working all my hours on Tuesday, Wednesday turned into a complete day off! Shame I can't find these things out before I arrive at school, it gets somewhat frustrating. However, note to self - don't complain about lessons unexpectedly being cancelled, you never know when karma will come around! >> On Thursday I was given the grand total of about 60 seconds notice that I had to take my Klasse 6's Förderunterricht* alone as their teacher was stuck on a train in the snow somewhere... As two other teachers looked at me and informed me that apparently I was the only one who knew what this class was meant to do (news to me!), I was suddenly very glad to be carrying around a list of 'no-prep-required' speaking games!

Aside from teaching, this week has involved many trips to various Christmas markets and naturally lots of Glühwein* to go with! Leverkusen was by far the coldest, but after taste testing there (and at Begisch Gladbach and Cologne!) I can safely say that my new favourite Christmas market food is definitely Reibekuchen*. I hadn't realised just how busy the Christmas markets in Köln are on a Saturday, but Glühwein in the snow and a catch-up with other assistants / Leeds people, makes for a good evening :) Also a walk back from the train station in the early hours through fresh snow proved to actually be quite fun.

As for the weather this week? Freeezing. I can confirm that -10°C is not very warm, at all, and that it can still snow at -7° even though it's below freezing. Thankfully it's warmed up a lot over the weekend, (although it is a little worrying that 0° now makes me think 'ooh how warm'!) and the arctic temperatures have turned into fresh snow, and inches of the stuff at that. A sehr schön* walk through the forests, and perfect for snowman building, even if my landlord did look somewhat amused when he discovered said snowman!

And that all still leaves time for a trip to the Märchenweihnachtsmarkt* at Rudolphplatz* tomorrow :)
 

* Förderunterricht = remedial class
  Reibekuchen = potato waffles
  Glühwein = mulled wine
  sehr schön =  very pretty
  Märchenweihnachtsmarkt= fairytale Christmas market
  Rudolphplatz = Rudolph Square


(Sonntag 5. Dezember 2010)

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Advent

Today I worked all 4 timetabled lessons - miracle! This involved:

> A double lesson with Klasse 6, sweet and funny as they are, I never want to hear this mistake again: "she didn't ate" ... "we didn't went" ... "he didn't sold" ... and so on!

> Half of Klasse 5's lesson turning into a talk about being more accepting towards one of the lads who was currently in the 'Trainingsraum' crying after more or less being bullied.

> Klasse 8's teacher bringing in a set of advent candles.

Aside from that, yesterday's snow is really pretty, and being in Germany means that life carries on as normal - no hope for a snow day here! However, purchasing some wellies might be a wise idea...

Tomorrow is a "lie in" day normally, but it's been extended by another 2 hours, seeing as for once I have actually found out about Klasse 10's double lesson being cancelled (again) before arriving at school unecessarily. Result. This means tomorrow I am working a grand total of 45 minutes. The rest of the day may well be spent hiding under my duvet away from the cold!

Advent calendars at the ready?